Yep, you read it right, number 3 is on the way. Nope, not even in the planning stages, we’re well into production. And its hitting me, OH MY GOSH, number 3!
You see, when I was younger, the plan was to have puppies. Yes, puppies. They become independent within the shortest amount of time. They also come with ZERO pain and weight gain. But, as I grew older, clearly, things did not go the way they were planned.
So now, here I am, well into pregnancy number 3 and the following facts are hitting me hard:
I WILL NEVER BE THIN AGAIN
I WILL PROBABLY BE WIPING BUTTS TILL THE YEAR 2025
THERE SHALL BE NO PEACE WITHIN MY HOME UNTIL MY YOUNGEST TURNS 18
SCHOOL FEES & TEACHER TROUBLES WILL SOON BECOME A PART OF MY DAILY WOES
THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A DAILY STRUGGLE FOR THE BATHROOM
I WILL PROBABLY LOSE MY SHIT AT LEAST TWICE A DAY
I WILL GO INSANE BY 2030
My only plan of action is:
Teach each kid independence & to be kind & caring, so that they help me & each other. Also, teach each one that they are special & loved by me & give each some one on one time with me.
Also, I’m counting on school 😅😅 & scheduling in some peace time for myself 😅😅 so that the 2030 disaster does not hit.
How many kids do you have? Are you on three yet? Or maybe more? Throw me any advice that you can give, I’d really appreciate it.
Simone Gobin is a 24 year old, it graduate, wife to Avi and mother to Yash & Ralee Gobin. She spends her days being a mother and a wife. She has decided to start a blog as a creative outlet as well as connect with other parents. Her belief is that there is a lot to learn from other parents out there and she welcomes all advice possible.